This is just a short note to welcome the first intelligent, discerning, good-looking lover of great prose to do me the honor of following my blog. I write this, of course, under the peril of this person leaving due to the public embarrassment of this becoming public knowledge. Therefore, I will not name names and will use the genderless, and grammatically incorrect, plural when referring to them.
I apologize to all my high school English teachers who pounded, literally, good grammar into my head, but sometimes the rules must be broken to protect the innocent.
Since starting this project last year I have tried to be positive by stating that my blog had "almost one" follower instead of the less than positive "none". Henceforth, I will use that verbal ruse no longer. I will say it proudly, "I have a follower." Until they get fed up and leave, that is.
To prevent that I vow to pen thought-provoking and awe-inspiring posts that tickle the imagination and make you yearn for more.
Or I could just write about the daily crap that pisses me off. That seems to work, too.
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